The choice is yours…
Plan to join the Opposition and fight the coming onslaught? Or will you simply embrace the inevitable?
Stand up, fight, and survive the coming apocalypse with Opposition Brewing Company
The Opposition Brewing Company “Opposition Force” is a membership program offered as a benefit to those who regularly patronize our taphouse. As a member of the Opposition Force, you’ll be entitled to many great benefits:
Who doesn’t like getting discounts? Receive $1.00 off pints and discounted BRD’s (our unique 32oz & 64oz growlers, or Beers Ready To Drink as we like to call them) every day! And unlike many similar clubs out there, your discount applies to all of our beers – even specialty brews.
Of course our beer is motivation enough to “reload” your BRD’s regularly, but in case you need a little extra encouragement, after your 10th “reload”, your 11th is free!!
We’re surviving together right? So we should celebrate together as well! When we release a new brew, or have a party, we want you to be a part of it. Opposition Force members will get first crack at tasting and opining about newly released beers. And we host a number of events throughout the year to which only Opposition Force members are invited!
Survival depends on accurate information. As a member of the Force, you’ll be notified of impromptu specials on beer and merchandise. If we decide to sell a particular brew for half price on a specific day, or sell merchandise at cost for only a couple hours, you’ll be the first to know!
Sadly, not all will survive the Apocalypse, so space in the Opposition Force will be limited. Recruits are still being taken though, so don’t delay – hesitation kills!
Enrollment in the Opposition Brewing Company’s Opposition Force is only $50. Annual renewal is only $30 thereafter.
Enroll now and in addition to the regular club benefits listed above you’ll receive:
– Your first BRD-32 free… the glass and the beer!!
– Your Opposition Force Dog Tag
– An Opposition Brewing Company bumper sticker to help spread the word!
Don’t go quietly into the dark night… become a member of the Opposition Force today!!!